Subtitle: Why I do it I know a parcel of Venice .. and will prove this.
1. Venice is a city so elegant , what are your visitors boor. The average tourist who wanders the city has usually look like this: hat, vest stolen from the Spring / Summer 2008 line of designer Edilponteggi Bergamo di Sotto, pants fabric is not well defined, but the important thing is that it is short, gray sock foam when it becomes clear that MAVIDA sweat has the advantage of becoming an elegant two-tone style sock with salt and pepper, sandalwood imitation of the original model San Francisco, possibly autographed by the saint himself, and then a simple backpack mountain the size of a chest of drawers. Ah, the subject being described can not explain why they can not have free access to churches .
2. indigenous people (the site) is very strange : Dodge, cold and if you see difficulty in the declines responsibility in case, maybe gives you directions and approximate unconvincing. It should then always own head and not to trust:
Cenn " Excuse me, I should go .. "
Native : "Look, or here or here for eight .. comes to us tonight .. "
Cenn " Yes, thanks to the cock while they are only two! "
When you arrive you think to yourself ironically" The beginner's luck .. think that ass! .
3. Without boat , gondolas and boats various Venice would not be the city we know , if only because in every city in the world do the "car-free Sundays ", while in Venice the "vaporetto free Sundays" is utopia.
4. I think the City council has launched an importation of illegal foreign (for Venetian doc is simply an alien who arrives in Venice from the Liberty Bridge), because it is full of beautiful tose, but no is the place.
5. I have not seen anyone greet someone and the only two who did, have given this greeting: "Yo brother ..". And that is saying something.
6. There the same percentage of thefts that we find in Naples : I attended three muggings in half an hour, not to mention that as usual, no one has done anything, that the objectives are always the older people and yell "Al thief! "does not do shit. Just to debunk some urban legend .
7. The phrase " Bel raCazzone, 54 Ni, only activists, 329xxxxxxx, call ", read in the bathroom of Saint Lucia Station in Venice, left me quite dumbfounded .
8. I did half way back with a English gentleman sitting across from me who had the device for the hearing, the shirt stained with gravy, a bird shit on the bag as big as his hand, but that looked vaguely JR of Dallas. Do you not?
No. 9. As a souvenir could choose between four things :
- gondolier's hat
- thimble ceramic depicting the Bridge of Sighs
- glass ball with snow in Venice
- head of the Ponte dei Scalzi pigeon (though not is Piazza San Marco, it remains prestigious)
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